BUSINESS JARGON BANDS

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Another installment in a series of never-ending, pointless exercise to generate band names (and maybe microbrews). This installments theme is repurposing business jargon.

  • Best Practice 
  • Key Takeaways
  • Moving Goal Posts
  • Straw Man and the Game Changers
  • Mission Critical
  • Core Values
  • Brain Dump
  • Action Items
  • Ducks in a Row
  • Executive Summaries
  • Timebox
  • 80/20s 

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